4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing

Four married men on a fishing trip found their conversation naturally steering toward their wives. Amidst shared grievances about impending “honey-do” lists, one man stood out with a clever tactic for securing his fishing day. In the midst of their angling adventure, the dialogue unfolded:

First guy: “Had to promise my wife I’ll paint every room next weekend.”

Second guy: “That’s nothing! I promised a new pool deck.”

Third guy: “You both have it easy! I’m remodeling the kitchen.”

Curious about the silent fourth companion, they inquired. His response was unexpected:

Fourth guy: “Set my alarm for 5:30 am, nudged the wife, and presented a choice: ‘Fishing or Sex.’ She said, ‘Wear a sweater.'”

The anecdote humorously captures the negotiations married men navigate to enjoy leisure, blending the camaraderie of fishing with the amusing dynamics of marital agreements.